11/18/07

Silly White Eyes #2

Actress Faye Webb, an Indian girl with lipstick.
Marisa Pavan with the beads.
Above is Italian-born Marisa Pavan.
Her twin sister was the actress Pier Angeli.
She is the stepmother of actress Tina Aumont.
She was married to actor Jean-Pierre Aumont.
She played a deaf woman in Down Three Dark
Streets in 1954, She played another deaf woman
in the Alfred Hitchcock Presents television
episode You Got to Have Luck in 1956. She
was nominated for an Oscar for The Rose
Tattoo in 1955. She appeared in the TV
shows like Naked City, 77 Sunset Strip,
The F.B.I., Combat!, Hawaii Five-O, and
The Rockford Files. Just so you know...
Yeah, this is pretty authentic.

11/17/07

Car Girl #2

Shape, design, style. Great car.
This is Kelly Preston in a cool dress
with a very cool car in the 1985 movie,
Mischief, which I have never seen.
I checked her out and found that I am
the last person on earth who knew she
was married to that Travolta guy. Silly
me; I should watch more TV. Whatever.
Anyway, she's been in a lot of movies
that I've never seen and been on TV
that I never watch. I've seen Amazon
Women on the Moon (1987) and From Dusk
Till Dawn (1996), but I apparently
missed her. Funny, because I remember
Salma Hayek clearly in From Dusk Till
Dawn. Crystal clearly, in fact. And
I remember the very young Michelle
Pfeiffer quite clearly from Amazon
Women on the Moon. Kelly has her own
with links to scientology and dianetics.
OH well!
Be that as it may, Kelly Preston
apparently looked outrageously cute
standing in a puddle in a cool dress
next to a great old car 22 years ago.
Here's to being out-of-touch with
Entertainment Tonight and People
magazine and all the rest of that
festering neon distraction.
(Oh, and I see that my page count has
passed the 1,000 mark, which is very
satisfying. I realize that certain blogs
like to get thousands of hits per day,
but I am happy with a thousand total.)

11/16/07

The Wall of Flaming Spaghetti Men

This is NOT The Wall of Flaming Spaghetti Men. It's just Madge Evans in a WTF publicity photo.
I had this dream. I was in an art gallery, looking
at a painting or something. I don't remember what
it was, but I asked what it was called. And someone
said, "That is The Wall of Flaming Spaghetti Men."
And I woke up. Whewww!
Don't know what it means. Don't really care.
But it's a fine title, very Expressionistical.
Or Post-Modern. Or polymorphously perverse.
Very artsy. So I thought I'd use it for this post.
Throw in a couple photos from my WTF collection.
Presto!
What a strange poster. Never seen this masterpiece.
Maybe you're a really, really intense art school
student, maybe hanging around a coffee shop until
your genius is discovered...37 cents in your pocket
...growing pimples and bad teeth...bitching about
your food service job...bored...wishing you were
black or gay or somehow involved or evolving...
anywhere but here...maybe a bigger city. Wishing
you wrote better blank verse. People call your
work "Interesting," but you're tired of being out
of gas money for your broke-ass 1994 Toyota. Yes,
you! You can hurl catsup at a canvas, burn it with
lighter fluid, and call it The Wall of Flaming
Spaghetti Men
. And make a million. And have drug
dealers on speed dial. And fret for your latte and
fret for your hairpiece, etc. Whoa! It was just
a dream. Chill!
I'll never wash this hand again, Woody.
It's Friday. And this week has been murder.
Really. . .

11/13/07

Thanks for Joey Heatherton

Joey Heatherton. Sex kitten with Thanksgiving turkey.
Yes, I pretty much hate the holidays. But here
are some items for those of you who actually enjoy
the holiday season. Joey Heatherton posing with
a fake turkey above and Barbara Bates wearing
a silly hat below.
Barbara Bates
Yup, pretty freakin' festive.

11/11/07

Veterans Day 2007

Happy Birthday, Marines!
Yesterday was the 232nd birthday of the Marine Corps.
I know a Navy Corpsman who likes this one a lot.

11/9/07

Cool Dresses #1

Nancy Carroll in a simmering gown.
Not every dress HAS to be "a little black
dress," you know.
Tracey Roberts. Wasn't photography from the studio era cool? I like how the lines in the chair compliment the lines in the...uh...dress.
Amy Jeanne over at It'll Take The Snap Out Of Your Garters
has tons more photos of "short dresses, peep toe shoes, and
complicated hair." And she likes Jean Harlow A LOT more
than I ever will. Anyway, check her site for even more cool
dresses.
A Ziegfeld Girl.

11/8/07

Alfred Hitchcock's Revenge

Vera Miles in the first episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, a fabulous TV series from the 1950s.
I'm watching the DVD set of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, a half-hour suspense show from the 1950s, where many fine actors (and starlets) got their start. Hitchcock himself introduces each episode in his droll and mischievous tone, which is often hilarious. He sometimes tells the audience the name of the writer; can you imagine anyone in Hollywood today actually acknowledging the contributions of a gifted writer? With the commercials cut out, each episode is about 24 minutes long, quite engrossing, and in glorious black and white. I believe they were filmed on real film then. Alfred Hitchcock directed some of them himself. The first episode of the first season is called Revenge and features actress Vera Miles. She was also in Hitchcock's The Wrong Man with Henry Fonda, one of my favorite Hitchcock films. (Everyone else raves about Vertigo, To Catch a Thief, and North by Northwest, but my favorites are The Wrong Man, Notorious, and Blackmail.) Revenge was made in 1954; The Wrong Man was in production shortly after that. Interestingly, Vera Miles' characters suffer nervous breakdowns in both of them.
Tic Tac Toe with some of Alfred Hitchcock's ladies.
As detailed in Donald Spoto's book The Dark Side of Genius: The Life of Alfred Hitchcock, the fat man was a very strange person. He was a bit of a sadist and a bit of a perv. He was fixated with mothers, bathrooms, blondes, shoes, guilt, body parts, and women's hair. Somewhere between his obsessions with actresses Madeleine Carroll, Ingrid Bergman, and Grace Kelly and his later obsessions with Eva Marie Saint, Kim Novak, and Tippi Hedren, he was fixated on Vera Miles. He wanted her for the female lead in Vertigo, but Vera got pregnant and couldn't play the part. Hitchcock settled for Kim Novak instead. (Note: Many Hitchcock scholars and film school analysts debate Spoto's view of the director's life, but I am neither a scholar nor an analyst. So screw 'em.) Anyway, Vera Miles was an interesting actress. Hitchcock must have thought so, too, because the Revenge episode features a long pan shot of her sunbathing. Here is a composite photo of the pan shot.
The pan shot starts at her face and ends on her shoes, Alfred-style.

11/7/07

Reading Room #1

Lovely Miss Donna Reed catching some rays.
Donna Reed reads.

11/6/07

Cat Girl #2


Claudia Cardinale drinks champagne with her kitty.
Okay, so it's a DEAD cat. Sorry.

Jane Powell's not a teen, but at least the cat isn't dead.

Raquel Torres and one Butt Ugly cat.

11/4/07

Marian Carr & The Indestructible Man

Dreamy bombshell Marian Carr can also be seen in Kiss Me Deadly.
Marian Carr's brief scenes in The Harder They Fall are memorable.

Deconstructing The Indestructible Man

First of all, the “indestructible” man of the title gets destroyed in the end. So he’s not really indestructible at all, but “The Somewhat Destructible Man” wouldn’t really make it as a movie title. As in most 1950s sci-fi pictures, the beastie—be it Martian, teenage, atomic, insect, or slime—gets destroyed in the last reel, and the indestructible man is no different. It is a sci-fi story, because it’s got a mad scientist of sorts and lots of electrical sparks. It’s a horror picture, because it features Lon Chaney, Jr. as a guy coming back from the dead. It’s a film noir, because the black tones are inky black, the women are dames, and the cops are all burnt out. It is a grindhouse matinee piece, because the central dame of the story just happens to work in a strip show, and the camera lingers longingly on the fishnet showgirls sashaying past its lens. It’s a Fifties movie, because no one actually gets lucky, at least not on the screen. It’s a revenge western (see HANG ‘EM HIGH or NEVADA SMITH), because the whole thing is about a guy coming back to kill everybody who ever screwed him. But he’s not really indestructible.
Charles “Butcher” Benton (Lon Chaney, Jr.) is on death row in a stock footage San Quentin. His two accomplices and his lawyer have crossed him up and got him convicted for a $600,000 armored car payroll robbery, because he wouldn’t tell them where he hid the money. It makes no sense, but that’s where the story begins. The State of California drops a pill on our boy in the gas chamber, and he’s history. Meanwhile, our hero and DRAGNET-style narrator, the dedicated LAPD Detective Lieutenant Richard Chasen (Casey Adams), suspects Butcher Benton’s lawyer is behind the whole thing. Chasen (Chasing?) begs his supervisor, Captain John Lauder (Stuart Randall), to let him work on his hunch in his spare time. Only detective lieutenants and detective captains seem to be able to string two clues together; street cops are mere meatheads here. Captain Lauder and Lieutenant Chasen seem to have nothing but spare time, as they devote every waking moment to the case. Chasen’s first move is to grill the late Butcher’s girlfriend.
Action scene from a lobby card for The Indestructible Man.
Eva Martin (Marion Carr AKA Marian Carr), of course, works in a burlesque dive, and all the showgirls are naturally just standing around, straightening their seams, when the dick arrives. Chasen conducts his interview in Eva’s dressing room and discovers she’s a real dish. He knows she was The Butcher’s girl, so he pumps her for information about the shyster lawyer and the payroll robbery. Soon they are out on a date, eating burgers in his car. They exchange inane life stories, as if Ed Wood, Jr. was feeding them their lines from the darkness. Eva, it turns out, is not just some blonde stripper slut with a heart of ice, but really just a nice small-town girl who entered a beauty contest, won a screen test in Hollywood, and landed in strip joint. She once roomed with a girl that The Butcher dated. And starring in a burlesque house is just something she’s doing until she can find a real job, like waiting tables, starring in a movie, or marrying a police detective. Eva tells Chasen that you can find trouble in any job if you go looking for trouble; it is apparently her motto in life. The Lieutenant thinks she’s swell. They are just like a couple of goofy Fifties teenagers at a Los Angeles drive-in, not a street-hardened cop and a soulless tramp in a dark automobile with Ed Wood in the trunk. (In the early Fifties, Ed Wood, Jr. was renting office space in the old Monogram studio building where Allied Artists, the production company of THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN, was housed. The site at Sunset Boulevard and Hillhurst is now home to KCET studios.)
Meanwhile, back in the Bay Area, Professor Bradshaw (Robert Shayne) and his bespeckled assistant (Joe Flynn) are working on a cancer cure. They naturally need a deceased human subject on which to test their formula. The assistant, a benign Igor, somehow gets his hands on the corpse of Charles Benton. The two men of science inject the body with their formula, electrocute it in a barrage of stock footage voltmeters and dials, and find themselves with an irritable Butcher stomping around their laboratory. Hypodermic needles won’t puncture him, and bullets bounce off. As if to explain why actor Lon Chaney, Jr. will not be reciting lines for the rest of the movie, Professor “Bring me a syringe” Bradshaw announces, “The electricity must have burned out his vocal cords but left his brain unharmed.” Thus, The Butcher springs back to demented life and heads out for Southern California with some killings in mind.
They spelled her name MARION in the credits.
With an insane mime on the loose, the whole California law enforcement community rolls into action with stock footage radio operators dispatching stock footage black and white prowl cars with stock soundtrack sirens blaring. When The Butcher comes upon a couple stranded with a flat, he acts as a human hoist while the tire is changed. He bashes the man and ignores the horrified sweater girl (a poor man’s Gloria Grahame in the bullet bra), then steals their car. Miming and murdering his way down the length of California, he runs roadblocks and kills coppers all the way to LA. The newspaper insert shots scream with “Indestructible Killer” headlines.
The Butcher’s favorite California Bar Association member, Paul Lowe (Ross Elliott), has gotten his paws on a letter that Benton mailed to showgirl Eva. The letter contains a crude map of the Los Angeles sewer system and shows the location of the missing payroll loot. Spare time Lieutenant Chasen has been shadowing one of the hold-up men, a drunken cripple named Joe Marcella (Ken Terrell). When the alky meets the mastermind, Lowe, at a sleazeball tavern to discuss a caper, the detective knows he’s on to something. When The Butcher suddenly arrives at Eva’s dressing room, he pantomimes his tale of woe to her, demonstrating to her that scissors can’t puncture him and showing her his bullet-riddled shirt. When he finds out that Lowe has the sewer map, he stomps off to find another victim. Good girl Eva phones the cops, then warns the third hold-up man, Squeamy Ellis (Marvin Ellis). The name “Squeamy Ellis” has to rank up there in the world of loser monikers, like “Pappy Glue,” “Willie Peanuts,” “Oliver Patch,” or any number of Elisha Cook, Jr. characters.
In a long exterior sequence, we see The Butcher ascend the Angel’s Flight railway car as it climbs the steep side of LA’s Bunker Hill from the intersection of Third and Hill Street below to Olive Street above. The Butcher rides up, looking for Squeamy Ellis. Eva shows up and spots The Butcher out for blood. When Joe Marcella shows up on crutches on the street below, Eva rides the Angel’s Flight car down to warn him. Inexplicably, the cripple takes the stairs. Eva runs to warn Marcella that an undead mime is after him, but it is too late. The whole scene is a brilliant, if unintentional, cinematic preservation of the Angel’s Flight cable car apparatus and downtown 1950s LA, adding a gritty noir taste to the picture. With Marcella dispatched and another dead patrolmen to his credit, Butcher Benton goes in search of lawyer Lowe. He can’t locate the shyster in his high rise office, but catches Squeamy Ellis in an open-shaft elevator cage (see fight scene from James Bond’s DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER). Ellis does the ungraceful high-dive thing into the building’s lobby, and the Eva arrives to behold the grease spot on the floor.
One of the many foreign posters that feature a brunette who wasn't in the movie.
The cops are Paul Lowe’s only protection from the relentless killing machine, not a promising future for an attorney. He slugs a Sergeant (Roy Engel) in hopes of getting locked up. The clever Lt. Chasen and his understanding Captain come up with a diabolically simple plan: they will release the lawyer to be killed on the streets by the Indestructible Man, if he doesn’t tell them where the missing payroll robbery money is hidden. There is a brief “prurient interest” break here, where leggy Eva snaps off one of her spiked heels. When the good Sergeant brings her a pair of shoes from the lock-up, Eva looks at them forlornly and says, “Low heels?” Indeed! The shyster has no choice but to confess to the armored car heist and tells the cops about the sewer map. The Butcher, meanwhile, has disappeared down a storm drain into the bowels of LA. The chase is on with LA’s Finest sporting a new bazooka and flame-thrower. Many of the storm drain shots look like scenes from Richard Basehart’s sewer escape in HE WALKED BY NIGHT, but without the good cast, crew, soundtrack, and script. The precedence of fighting beasties with flame-throwers in the sewers of Los Angeles had already been set in 1954 with the giant ant battle in THEM! The bazooka only wounds our indestructible fugitive. The flame-thrower fries his face while leaving his shirt unsinged. The mute, watery-eyed Chaney emerges into an industrial yard, his face caked with oatmeal, for a final silly death scene. In the end, the LAPD stows its artillery and gets the girl.
Some gripping scenes from The Indestructible Man, including Marian in a big hat and Casey Adams as an LAPD Detective.
Lon Chaney, Jr. was between films like HIGH NOON and I DIED A THOUSAND TIMES and dreck like MANFISH, CYCLOPS, and FACE OF THE SCREAMING WEREWOLF. In THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN, we are treated to numerous close-ups of an unshaven, bleary-eyed, hungover nightmare of a face, some of it no doubt acting and some of it obviously related to a lifetime of alcohol poisoning. Newspaperman turned writer-director Jack Pollexfen had made CAPTIVE WOMEN (1952) and PORT SINISTER (1953) before this outing. The script was provided by Vy Russell (wife of the film’s cinematographer, John L. Russell) and (Bradford Dillman’s mom) Sue Bradford, the team that also penned Pollexfen’s THE ATOMIC BRAIN (1964). Casey Adams, who plays Lieutenant Chasen, was actually actor Max Showalter, who died in the summer of 2000. Bombshell Marian Carr (IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, THE SEVEN LITTLE FOYS) had already appeared in the California prison movie SAN QUENTIN (1946). The year before THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN, she had played a ripe tomato named “Friday” (TGIF) in KISS ME DEADLY with Ralph Meeker, which also features shots of the Angel’s Flight cable line.
She doesn't wear this particular costume in the movie.
THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN, while not an archetype of cinema anti-heroes, has its parallels in other films. Like THE TERMINATOR, The Butcher trudges relentlessly onward, forward, and never stops. Almost never. And when these two are stopped, it is a machine that kills them. When the lame alcoholic Joe Marcella first appears with crutches, the reason isn’t readily apparent. The Butcher finally catches up to the crippled man, who tries to use his crutches to defend himself. When the Indestructible Man lifts the screaming cripple over his head and plunges him down a steep concrete stairway, he has all the heart of Richard Witmark’s character pushing a wheelchair-bound woman down a stairwell in KISS OF DEATH. Chaney spends much of the movie in a Carhartt-style work coat, looking unloved and desperate. With hands in pockets, he hunches his shoulders against the cold, much like Robert DeNiro’s Travis Bickle in TAXI DRIVER. Both Bickle and The Butcher are “God’s Lonely Men,” being swallowed up by their coats, hiding from a world they do not feel a part of and escaping their desolate slow deaths.
More thrilling scenes, including the really cool Angel's Flight cable car and Marian on the phone.
With its shades of noir, Jack Webbish narration, back-from-the-dead story line, and cheesecake snacks, The Indestructible Man is a cheap and cheesy thrill. The Lon Chaney, Jr. completists and Allied Artists/Monogram completists have much worse to suffer through than this flawed little gem. Disciples of Ed Wood and students of the zombie film will find moments to treasure. While Butcher Benton and Lon Chaney, Jr. have proven to be destructible, THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN lives on.

You can watch it online or download the whole movie at the Internet Archive.

Marian was also in The Ring of Fear. At least she's on the poster.

11/2/07

Lt. Dish, Agreeable Nurse

JoAnn Pflug and her dreamy smile.
Everyone who has ever seen the movie M*A*S*H,
remembers the very agreeable nurse named Lt. Dish.
That character's "real" name was Lt. Maria 'Dish' Schneider.
The name of the actress is JoAnn Pflug, and she has her
very own web site. Now. Today. Yes!
You can purchase an autographed photo or coffee
mug. There's a current photo of her, and she
looks great. It's hard to look great for forty
years, but Lt. Dish has somehow managed it.
This is from her web site.
Also from www.joannpflug.com
Ouch! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Agreeable nurses are heaven-sent.
(Yes, we've seen enough blondes this week.
We're back to our regularly scheduled
gorgeous brunettes.)

11/1/07

Ring Ring #2

Ah, we were just talking about the lovely Julie Christie...
The outstandingly tasty Miss Julie Christie.
...and the adequate Britt Eckland.
Ah well, not my personal favorite, but what the hell.

I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall
If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall
I know he's there, but I just had to call
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
-Blondie, Oct 1978