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More Mylène Demongeot

Mylène Demongeot has graced these
pages before HERE and HERE.

1932 Earrings

Dorothy Jordan

Take It Uneasy

My ears picked up the song Take It Easy by either The Eagles or Jackson Browne on a Muzak system somewhere, probably at the grocery store, I'm not really sure, and hey, forgive me, but I just hate that song. I mean, really, really hate it. And, as an antidote, I've been listening to these...uh...what ya might call Take It Uneasy songs. If you like Jackson Browne's Take It Easy, go listen to it on YouTube or some place. Otherwise, cleanse your hearing with one of these. Some are rather Not Safe For Work, and all of them are not safe for your work cubicle desk speakers. (And if you're in a mellow mood, go elsewhere for a while.)


Whewww! That's better.

Bravo Rio Bravo!

Angie Dickinson, John Wayne, and Howard Hawks
make Rio Bravo (1959) with Dean Martin, Walter
Brennan, Ward Bond, Harry Carey, Jr., Ricky
Nelson, and everybody's favorite fabulous senorita,
Estelita Rodriguez.

(From Life magazine.)

McDonalds

"I'll have the Number 4 breakfast with cheese,

a milk, and a small black coffee, please."

"You want cheese with that?"

"Uhhh. . .yeah."

"White or chocolate?"

"What?"

"Chocolate milk or white milk?"

"White milk. You get a lot of heroin addicts in here

who order chocolate milk for breakfast?"

"Cream in your coffee, sir?"

"No, it's a black small black coffee."

"And that's small?"

"Yup."

(I love a quiz in the morning.)

Madame Gorgeous

B-movie actress Anne Nagel is not to be confused with
British actress Anna Neagle. Our Anne Nagel appeared
in Bullets or Ballots (1936), Hoosier Schoolboy (1937),
Escape by Night (1937), Gang Bullets (1938), and Never
Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941), in which she played
a character named "Madame Gorgeous."



(These vidcaps are from Gang Bullets, Escape by Night,
and The Mad Monster (1942), most of which are now
Public Domain.)



(From NSFW Sexy Witch.)

Oh, Nurse?

Mirror Mirror #10

Elke Sommer's back!

There are so many Elke Sommer photos on Starlet
Showcase that I can't even link you to them all.
You'll just have to use the Search box if you want
more.