O Death Where Is Thy Spring?

Okay, Weatherman, listen up damnit!
I can't see any more snow. It's true.
I don't have to wear long underwear
and boots on a daily basis. It's true.
I'm not scraping my windshield and
brushing snow off my coat. So true.
But 41 degrees and a stiff friggin' wind
is NOT my idea of springtime.

Let's get going with some warmer weather!
NOW!