McDonalds

"I'll have the Number 4 breakfast with cheese,

a milk, and a small black coffee, please."

"You want cheese with that?"

"Uhhh. . .yeah."

"White or chocolate?"

"What?"

"Chocolate milk or white milk?"

"White milk. You get a lot of heroin addicts in here

who order chocolate milk for breakfast?"

"Cream in your coffee, sir?"

"No, it's a black small black coffee."

"And that's small?"

"Yup."

(I love a quiz in the morning.)