Mirror Mirror #4

The Three-Day Mah Jong Game

I'm not a gamer. I don't play run-and-shoot games.

I don't play build-an-empire and rule-the-world

types of games.

I hate ancient mystery games.

I play Spider Solitaire, of course, and Mah Jong.

Actually, I play the MJWin version of Mah Jong,

which is really Mahjong solitaire, which is also

known as Shanghai solitaire. In any case, I play

with the "Medieval" tile set, which has really

obvious shields and swords and banners and

stained glass windows and bows and arrows and

buxom half-dressed damsels in distress waving

from far parapets, wait, wait, I made that up,

I'm just joking. No, so, anyway, the Medieval

tile set has all that stuff, except for the

damsels in distress part, and the tiles are

easy to see and not too hard to match, and I

think that tile set is also known as the

Feebleminded Boring White Guy Tile Set.

So I play Mah Jong until I freakin' win.

That's all there is to it. I play until I

win. Or I give up. Basically. But that's

a hard and fast rule with me. Win or give

up. There's no in-between ground. Anyway,

I just got done playing, losing, replaying,

and re-losing a Mah Jong game for three

days. I mean not three solid days. I went

to work. Went to bed. Ate breakfast. Changed

the cat box. That sort of thing. Sure. But

otherwise, I was playing that one stupid

game. And I finally won. Ta-Dah!

Boy, was I glad. It was starting to really

PI$$ me off. Anyway, that's how I've been
wasting my life.

What an idiot!

Happy Birthday, Michelle Pfeiffer

Michelle Pfeiffer has changed her hair a
lot over the years, but she usually manages
to look excruciatingly delicious.




Happy birthday, Michelle.

Giants Balls

Crazy Gringos #3

Jammies!

What a great new category!

Gun Girls #7

Saturday Is Bath Day Again

Here Paulette seems surprised by the photographer,

his assistant, the lighting guys, the studio publicist, her

hairdresser, the makeup man, the guy who handles the

suds, and two lawyers all crowded into her bathroom.

Diseased Pork

I'll bet you never expected a "Diseased Pork" post
here at Starlet Showcase, right?
I'll bet this is the only blog post entitled "Diseased
Pork" on planet Earth today.
Anyway, here are some typically tasteless covers
from The National Police Gazette, a forerunner to
today's "entertainment news" programming.

I like that "DRINK COFFEE AND KILL YOUR
LIVER!" headline. Next week's story will be
"DRINK BEER AND KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
It's all true. Shocking but true!

Cool Dresses #5

Okay, I give up. Who is this (above)?