Smoking Section Available

The way it's going, what with the smoking bans,
the workplace no-smoking laws, and the various
"secondhand smoke" scares, it's starting to get
really difficult to commit very stylish suicide by
cigarette smoking. What a pain! I like to see signs
that say, "Smoking Section Available." Seems like
a cool place to meet women. (You might want to go
back to the Bathing Your Heart in Orgasms
post just for grins.) I dunno. Seems like if you go
to a bar to meet women who drink or you go to
a church to meet women who pray, ya really oughta
be able to go to a smoking section where you can
meet women who smoke. That makes sense, right?
Works for me.

It's only fair.

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