Car Girl #5

We're having a blizzard. It was hard driving home from
work tonight, and I grew up in this kind of weather.
(I love a good non sequitur. Nonsense keeps you warm.)
Anyway, for those of you in places like Madrid and Austin
and Fallujah and Compton, this is what a blizzard looks
like. People say that London's famous fog is "as thick as
pea soup." Well, getting around today is like driving through
freaking vanilla ice cream. And if you're walking, well, you're
just dead right there. Yeah, it sucks. But whadda ya gonna do?
We'll look at some warm-looking starlets and their cars.
Annette Funicello stretches out.
Marie McDonald's long roadster.
Actor Terry-Thomas and his new hood ornament.

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