A girl and a good horse are the two things a
cowboy needs. And maybe a good rifle. Okay,
three things. A girl, a good horse, and a rifle. And
maybe a good pair of boots. Oh, and a canteen.
And a good saddle and some cartridges for the
rifle. And spurs and a bottle of sipping whiskey.
Okay, seven things then. Wait! Wait!
All a real cowboy really needs is a good horse,
a bad girl, and a credit card.
. . .and maybe a pickup truck.